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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

To Jesse Lee: Bite Me

Obama has appointed a new czar to oversee his online image.

Titled Director of Progressive Media and Online Response, Jesse Lee will be monitoring the online buzz about his boss in order to quickly help prevent any truthful or unedited content leaked to the web from harming the President's image.

In this age of smart phones and high speed Internet, the ability of the establishment to manipulate their messages before public consumption has been greatly diminished.

In order to show he means business, and that his boss approves of a 1984 future, Jesse took to twitter to post this:




I'm quaking in my boots here Jesse. I guess I'll post something for you:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."


Tell your boss he can kiss it, Jesse.

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